Thursday, March 18, 2010

Joke of the Week

Q:Why is Tiger Woods going back to the Masters to get another green Jacket?
A: Because he left his other one in a hookers hotel room

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Justin Bieber

You hear this little girl singing, wow and hes the one to get record deals. Hes just like Miley Cyrus young and not talented. I hope when that little 3rd grader reaches puberty his voice get deeper cause right now he sounds like 14 year old girl. People stop going to his concerts until he gets a real voice. And Ludacris, i had respect for you, but after that "baby" song i have lost most of it.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Random Video Game Quote of the Week

Vladimir 'Vlad' Glebov: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko Bellic: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.

Pulling a Tiger

Wow the amazing responses to the new term "pulling a tiger". Its all over the web. Its official meaning is cheating on your spouse with other women. It is in relation to Tiger Woods(no shit). I thinks a good term and serves him right. Im also awaiting what South Park's take on it as its seasons premiere show is entitled "pulling a tiger". After the show check back to theamusementparkblog.blogspot.com and see what i thought about the show. Hopefully Its funny and creates a major entertainment buzz about it. Cause i just love when the media trys to fight a cartoon show(they never win)

Friday, March 12, 2010

Twitter

New topic i just thought of involves the all powerful twitter. I believe its some flashy blog with some stupid bird mascot. I got one just to see how it is(and write about how much it looks like my blog) Its stupid 140 characters thing, what the hell is that I'm on the computer twitter not texting on my phone. Twitter if you want people to express them selves then do something different than copying the Facebook status update. Twitter your just a stupid looking fake blog and thats it, nothing else

The Amusement Park Blog

Yeah we did it, now The Amusement Park Blog is now on Twitter. http://twitter.com/theamusemntpark

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Joke of the Week

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything

Thursday, March 4, 2010

The Amusement Park

If you haven't known already, this blog is about whats new in entertainment. I cover everything from television, to movies, to video games ,and anything else that should be said about society. The name amusement park was created to keep up with entertainment because amusement is a synonym of entertainment(that's how it got its name). So enjoy my blog

Quote of the Week

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Joke of the Week

I was in a card store and they had cards that said 'Get Well Soon.' F**k that -- get well now.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Swine Flu

Does the Swine Flu Vaccine actually work? I think its crap. When you go to the doctor healthy, you shouldn't have to worry about catching some genetics affect due to this so called safe vaccine. I have seen kids get the vaccine and do you know what happens to them they end up throwing up about 30 minutes after the shot. I have seen about hundreds of Americans that have to now walk with a walker, walk backwards and other crazy affects are happening to people. I think the Government should test on themselves before they send out such a shitty uncertain product to the American public. I would love to see one of the doctors who said it was completely safe and they take the vaccine and get some weird genetic affects.

Olympics

Well with the Olympics drawing to a close, It has been interesting. Everything that could of happened at an Olympics did happen. From the gold medal hockey game, to the death in the luge, and the closing ceremonies. With record breaking written all over this Olympics(U.S. most medals and most gold medals in the Olympic games). Well it was a good Olympics; first time i actually enjoyed it. Good job Vancouver the first good Winter Olympics in a while.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Quote of the Week

Live well, Its the best revenge

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Modern Warefare 2

The name says it all doesnt it. The best game i have played in a longtime or since call of duty 4 was released. But its still a top notch game. Amazing levels and showing how the U.S army knows how to kick ass. and if you dont like this game, or dont agree that this game is the best ever, say that to me and the other 4.7 million people who bought it the first day. If you need any other further proof check out themw2.jimdo.com to tell you how kick ass this game is

Conan O'Brian

What a lucky fellow that Conan O'Brian is getting all that money to not work. What a world we are in today when the big celebrity's can get paid to sit and do nothing and the rest off the world is in an economic down fall. 45 million? really NBC. why dont you pay for entertainment cause from the looks of it your viewers projections are pulmiting. I think Conan is lucky got 45 million to leave that crappy network. Just hope The Office catches on and switches to a real network

Killer Whales

Whoah did you see the news article about the killer whale killing its trainer. What is going on there at seaworld. I feel bad for the lady that died. Shamu and the other whales think there tiger woods now and can do what ever they want. sad story but people need to rethink about going to seaworld until they have trained there animals properly and if it happens again i think seaworld might have to rethink there exhibit.

iPad

Have you seen this new ipad device. looks a lot like an ipod touch. Where does steve jobs get off and think he can just make a bigger version of a product he already has and charge twice the price. Is he being a jerk or is he being a smart idealist. who knows he smart for doing this cause hes going to make alot of money off this and the ipod touch will fade away forever. Apple needs to build something new and unusual, not a bigger version of there own product

Joke of the Week

Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Tiger Woods

I think tiger woods needs to just man up and get back into golf. Its the only way things for him are going to back to normal. well maybe not, i know he will never get his hot wife again but his loss if he wants to spend time with other woman, get a divorce tiger and do what ever the hell you want, tiger. Just get back into golf cause it is really boring without tiger out there.